Short Poems

last modified: April 11, 2006

Infinity --(written by a high schooler)

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Fleas --OgdenNash

Adam
Had 'em 

Nixon --PeterMerel

Expletive
Deletive 

HistoryRepeatsItself


Complexity --PM

Ain't P
NP?

The Quest of the Westerner

Why?

The Quest of the Easterner --PM, winnah and still champeen.


Do EasternWusses have quests? I thought they themselves were quests.

You think too much.

[I think the original poster forgot to mind his/her ps and qs.]


Infinity

Illusion

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, ... .
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There once was a man from Peru,
Whose limericks stopped at line two.

There once was a man from Verdun.
 whose milericks stopped at line one.

... and I won't even bother telling you the one about Emperor Nero! his limericks stopped at line zero!


A program is like a nose
Sometimes it runs, and sometimes it blows.

CategoryWhimsy


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