Lather, Rinse, Reboot
Write, Crash, Rewrite
AllYourPcsAreBelongToUs
ItJustWorks. It also just fails.
Where do you want your SpyWare to go today?
How many places can I leak your information and other data to today?
Watch the movie I, Robot (which has little to do with the IsaacAsimov stories), and contemplate Windows Automatic Update. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Are you sure you don't mean "I Reboot"?
See also: MicrosoftWay, UnixWay, LatherRinseRepeat