Longwinded folk who don't seem able to say anything in under 800 pages:
- StephenWolfram
- All the more impressive when you consider he never includes a proper bibliography...
- KenWilber
- DonBox
- NealStephenson
- MartinFowler (not really, UmlDistilled is around 170pp)
- MarcelProust, for Remembrance of Things Past
- StevenKing