wiiki - ReasonsToGetSacked

Asked for too much bread.
Asked for a sliver of time off.
Found a higher-paying job, with eviler bosses.
Grandparent company sacked parent company.
Uttering a vaguely used but possibly diversity-challenged word out of a stream of technobabble somehow inappropriately.
Noticed the "other company" in a back room all to themselves were primarily interested in international shipping...
Sacked for { writing too many UnitTests | excess coffee consumption | spamming users' emails from a unit test },
Boss chose MicroSoft technology.
Discovered executive infighting the wrong way...