Mr Id

last modified: October 11, 2011
Hello, I'm MrId.

We're all full of flaws - poor Krell, Id's force
Is caused by their great furnaces of course. 
That is of course unless the source
Is monsterous instead! 

Fly through a space warp to Altair Four 
With ray guns and force fields for peace, not war 
You will not see but you can't ignore
The feet of MrId! 

Robots yakkity-yak a streak 
And will not fire a ray, 
But MrId will never speak 
Until he has crewmen to slay! 

You fight force with force, but Krell steel doors 
Can't keep out your own psychic flaws of course
You never heard the Freudian laws? 
Well, listen to this... 

You are MrId!

--PeterMerelKicksAss, natch.


In case you are confused, this is referring to the sci-fi classic "ForbiddenPlanet". Set to the theme song of a sixties rom-com about a talking horse. Go figure.


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