Haiku Me

HaiKuMe: UgLy
Capitals infect like warts
HaikuMe: better

why all those colons?
words should flow free, unhampered
like drops in the sea

Wendy's burgers smell
tasty when I am hungry
buy me some now please

Verdant nourishment
Beckoning beyond my reach
Damn electric fence
(with apologies to GaryLarson)