This is a suggested template for controversial topics in order to reduce ThreadMess. Coffee is used merely as an example here.
Coffee is allegedly great for the following reasons:
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Helps you wake up faster
- Con: Does not work for everyone
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Makes you more productive
- Con: Can make you jittery and unpleasant, canceling out any speed-based productivity.
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Tastes Wonderful
- Con: Some find it bitter
[Only summaries are listed here. Details matching bullet items are below]
Helps you wake up faster
This is bogus. There's never been a double-blind study of this.
Yes there is. The University of Knowledge did a study in 1998. Read about it here http://www.uofk.foo
But they only studied females. I'm a male.
I can change that with a well-placed kick.
Too much coffee made you unpleasant. See below.
Productivity Con: Can make you jittery and unpleasant
People like this are that way anyhow. They shouldn't blame it on coffee.
I am not unpleasant, you pig-faced liar!
I rest my case.
That's because I drank coffee, stupid. I am not normally this way.
Well, come back when you stop drinking it.
Etc.
This is great not only for the template but for its humor!