An intelligent law student Christine
While studying high on caffeine
Hunched like a toad
with the Criminal Code
Which was rife with injustice obscene
She was working upon its rewrite
But it put up a good legal fight
With words some arcane
Others merely mundane
But words unlike lawyers
don't bite.
Speaking of biting lawyers, a guy walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash and says to the bartender, 'You serve lawyers in this bar?'
The bartender looks nervously at the alligator, and says 'Um, yessir, we certainly do.'
'Good', says the guy. 'I'll have a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator.'