Attitude Adjustment Tool

A device or method with which you correct incorrect attitudes.

In rough order of severity:

• GentleSarcasm
• ZenSlap
• WhackOnTheSideOfTheHead
• RolledUpNewspaper
• BrutalSarcasm
• ClueByFour
• ClueStick
• TwoByFour
• LuserAttitudeReadjustmentTool

And the last resort:

• RemoteStrangulationProtocol
• PlasmaToTheFace
• ParkingLotTherapy
• DeFenestration

And I thought AssumeGoodFaith was the best attitude adjustment tool via working by embarrassing people :o) -- AndrewCates

Ok. Then I forgive you. :-)

CategoryThinkingPatterns